We couldn’t take it anymore.
We just couldn’t.
So we broke down. Anabel, my grandchildren’s other grandma suggested it first.
We went to the Glendale Galleria to escape the heat. Yeah, the friggin mall and apparently EVERYONE from Pasadena to Hollywood had the same idea because it was PACKED. We couldn’t find a table at the food court so we had to stand over people while they were eating just to pounce on their table as soon as they were done. It wasn’t even that cool there because of the tons of *body heat, but we made do.
Walking was hard because there were so many people or should I say sheep? It was like slogging through a lumbering crowd of cattle. I think. What the heck do I know about cattle or sheep for that matter? All I know is, if you’re gonna walk then for God’s sake WALK! Don’t lumber, don’t drag. MOVE IT! I got claustrophobic so we ducked into heaven – the Nordstrom’s shoe department and not (Thank God!) Build-A-Bear (more like Rape-a-Wallet). Those damned expensive bears fall apart at the seams right quick and guess who ends up stitching it back up? Yeah, that would be me. Anyway, we went to Nordstrom’s and it was intoxicating. The smell of espresso and shoe leather is heavenly. Especially when the shoe leather you’re smelling is Blahnik. I fell in love with at least six pair but today was just a window shopping jaunt, not one of those lovlies came home with me except in my dreams. How can I cash in this newfound royal ancestry into shoes? Anyone? Bueller?
After Nordstrom’s we finally quit the mall in search of something less crowded. Pasadena beckoned and the lovely, organized shelves of Vroman’s Books, one of my favorite bookstores. It was Anabel’s first trip there, but not the grandkids’. They immediately began begging to be let upstairs to the children’s section. Jasmine is reading chapter books now and ran from one to another saying, “Oooooh Grammy look at this one! Ooh Grammy Mercy Watson! Oooh Grammy look!” I was thrilled to see her gravitate to some of the favorites of my girlhood, Little Women, Pippi Longstocking and Anne of Green Gables. Being an artist, she ended up finally making a choice of a doodle book of fashion plates with a promise of a present from me of Green Gables. Aiden is just as entranced with books and spent a good two hours before he finally settled in with his choice of Clone Wars – illustrated. I’m so glad he decided against Pokemon.
I bought a new set of bookends. I’m an avid collector of both books and bookends and these were Mr. Toad. I just had to have them. I love a little bookish whimsy and my favorite color is green. Even my favorite poem is green. Look up Romance Sonambula by Garcia Lorca. The first line begins, “Verde, te quiero verde.” or “green how I want you green.”
We’re home now – rather I am at their home because we are having a sleepover and I am about to give baths and tuck them in. We will have story time after they are squared away and sometime in the midst of the story, they will fall asleep as they usually do, Jasmine before Aiden and wander off in the Land of Nod.
*Note: Just because it’s hot as hell is NO excuse to forsake deodorant, people! Organic-type folk: please, that crystal alum blessed by the goddess stick DOES NOT work and for Pete’s sake spend half the money and get some chemical-based stuff that works like Secret. The rest of you OMG PLEASE BATHE BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE!!!